Alguns textos que, sob o estilo comédia Stand Up sarcástica, falam sobre pequenos fatos ou situações que passam despercebidas em nossas vidas e, muitas vezes, sequer questionamos o porquê das coisas serem assim.

19 de maio de 2008

CARAVANA NA TV

Ao assistir programas de auditório como Faustão ou Silvio Santos, sempre citam que o auditório é composto por caravanas de bairros ou cidades distantes. Isso pra mim é surreal e bizarro. A platéia é composta quase que totalmente por senhoras de 60 anos. Vocês conseguem imaginar um monte de senhoras pegando um busão e fazendo uma viagem de três horas? E o que será que elas fazem durante a viagem?

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Ou quem sabe as músicas de futebol: “Hoje, eu vou lá no SBT. Eu vou! Eu vou! Vou levar foguetes e bandeiras, não vai ser de brincadeira ele vai ser campeão...Porque não quero...a TV ligada...eu vou de auditório pra sentir mais emoção...”

Eu acho que deve ser mentira essa estória toda. Se o programa acaba de noite, vocês imaginam o busão cheio de senhoras pegando a rodovia de volta esse horário? Aí chegam umas 23h30 e já vão direto dormir, pois amanhã cedinho têm consulta no ortopedista.

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Alexandra disse...

Pãtz, não fala isso... eu morro de vontade de participar dessas caravanas HUAHUAHUA

Quem sabe depois eu concordo com sua tese HUAHUAHUA

Luize disse...

Leo, sinto lhe informar,mas sao de verdade sim.
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E não são só senhoras de 60 anos q vai não, quem não quer participar de um programa de tv?
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Existe sim caravanas de td qnto é canto, e faculdades fazem muito tbm.
Já fui em varios programas da xuxa qndo era menor atraves de caravanas. E na faculdade fui no Programa do Jô.

Entao, existe sim caravanas pra faustão!
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Alexandra disse...

Li a poucos dias que vai voltar o programa Quem quer dinheiro!!!

Meu, do jeito que ando duranga, vou ver se dou uma de louca e vou participar...só não vale me pedir emprestado depois :-P

danieli cristina disse...

As caravanas existem sim e eu já participei e tenho 30 anos. A platéia é composta de pessoas de varias faixas etárias. Além do mais o pessoal da 3ª idade (melhor idade)diferente do que se pensa se divertem sim e não somente vão a pesseios em clinicas e hospitais como alguns pensam.

Carlos Felipe disse...

oo ew tem umas que ainda cobra para ir na caravana delas ;;;
Como faz ?Quero ganhar dinheiro. não perder.

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Bom Dia !

Isto verdadeiramente é um preconceito quer dizer que quando chegar na terceira idade vai ficar na frente da televisão envelhecendo sem curtir a vida ???? Eu faço caravanas para programas de televisão e as senhoras(es) são mais animados e concientes do que muitos jovens , se quiser participar é só entrar em contato comigos rsrsrsrsr aleksandraalves@ig.com.br

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